Before my birthday, I thought I would be remembering, laughing, singing, dancing and too many colourful drinks. But as you read above, that is far from it. A few months on and I wish I knew then what I did now. Why did nobody give me these little hints that could have saved me a lot of disappointment.
Clubbing is expensive but you can lower the costs dramatically. On my birthday I only took $50 with me. What a mistake. BIG BIG mistake. I was broke at the time but I should have known better. Now, I take at least $100 at the lowest.
Drink before you go out. Get a few of your friends together, finish doing your hair and make up while throwing back a four pack of midori, cruisers or a pulse. Maybe a few glasses of wine or a beer or two if you swing that way. Drink till you giggle, not till you are stumbling and slurring. You won't get let in.
Take a small clutch which is big enough to hold your phone, your cash and a few cards like your transport card, eftpos, id and maybe a medicare card. If your bag permits it, a tiny comb, mascara and a compact. Also slip in a few band aids and (eek horror) a tampon.
Now to the shoes. Your feet by the end of the night most likely will ache. But if you really don't tolerate pain well, where cute flats or gorgeous wedges. The lower and thicker the heel, the less pain. But the more you wear that shoe out the more accustomed to it your foot grows. So go for a shopping day trip and wear them. Also, insert party feet. They are gel pads which slip onto the sole and back of your feet. Another trick of the trade is where the shoe rubs and gives you blisters, run vaseline. Right onto the shoe. It will stop all irritation.
Fashion tape is your bestfriend. It is double sided tape which sticks your clothes which may reveal a bit to much to your skin.
Photo ready make up. Most foundations will reflect light due to the SPF, so when a photo is taken with a flash, you will end up looking white. So use a photo ready foundation and use plenty of concealer. Also use plenty of eye makeup as your eye make up will not look as dramatic in photos as it does in reality.
When in a club and buying a drink (in reality if your are looking good enough you will never have to buy your own drink), give the bartender a larger note like a $20, or a $50 as you most likely won't hear how much. Also, decide what you want before you go to the bar. There will be plenty of other people who know what they want and want it now.
Men. There will be the occasional sleezey male, who although they look horrible, will think they are gods gift to women. If one approaches you when you are dancing, simply turn your shoulder and continue dancing with friends. If he persists, simply smile and say politely, 'no thanks'. If he continues, move to the other side of the dance floor. If he still does not get it, tell security. You shouldn't have to put up with these men.
Also make sure you have enough money for a taxi home. There is nothing like being drunk and stuck god knows where.
Well there you have it. Just a few tips that could save you some embarrassment and/or pain.
Keep rockin'.
AccidentlySarah xx